Friday, December 4, 2009

Things Can Only Get Better

(TMI Warning!)


I woke up 45 minutes late this morning.

I had no clean underwear and no time to do a load of laundry.

I washed a pair in the shower with me then threw them in the dryer while I did my hair and ate my breakfast.

The underwear were not all the way dry by the time I was ready to go.

(Did I mention I was running late?)

I put them on anyway.

I walked out to my car in 17 degree weather. 17 freaking degrees, people.

Hypothermia has a whole new meaning for me now. I thought I was going to die! D. I. E.

I dried my underwear using the seat warmers in my car as I drove to work.

Yep! It’s going to be an awesome day. Because, seriously, it can only get better from here.

3 comments:

  1. Funny! If I were you, I'd buy a few extra pairs of underwear on the way home...just for emergencies!

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  2. I've been meaning to do that. Guess I have the motivation now.

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  3. Hmmm...that's how my dad washes his underwear when my mom's out of town! ;)

    I love your new blog! Miss your humor!

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