I woke up 45 minutes late this morning.
I had no clean underwear and no time to do a load of laundry.
I washed a pair in the shower with me then threw them in the dryer while I did my hair and ate my breakfast.
The underwear were not all the way dry by the time I was ready to go.
(Did I mention I was running late?)
I put them on anyway.
I walked out to my car in 17 degree weather. 17 freaking degrees, people.
Hypothermia has a whole new meaning for me now. I thought I was going to die! D. I. E.
I dried my underwear using the seat warmers in my car as I drove to work.
Yep! It’s going to be an awesome day. Because, seriously, it can only get better from here.